Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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