That's intense
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need to sanitize my soul.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Randomize
