Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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