the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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