I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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