I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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