I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
