JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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