it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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