I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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