Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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