i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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