dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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