Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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