Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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