Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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