I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
My cat gives me a boner
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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