I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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