Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
