You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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