its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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