I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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