your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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