i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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