The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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