i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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