It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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