your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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