Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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