ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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