Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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