Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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