You just made me feel so damn special
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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