He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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