you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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