Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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