i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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