I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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