he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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