I just made out with a guy for $7.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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