I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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