We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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