I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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