Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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