I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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