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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels

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