dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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