weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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