I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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