Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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