She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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