You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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