Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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