just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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