Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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