And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
sex in a hospital.. check
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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