Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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